Story of a Girl

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

(via supernatural-explosion)

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

(via perfectsoldiers)

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

(via zipdoodle)

autbucky:

vivianvivisection:

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

Marvel writers sweat intensely

(via oh-my-godstiel)

liamdapuppybear:

frenchfryaccordion:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…

I HAVE AN EXAM TODAY

liamdapuppybear:

frenchfryaccordion:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…

I HAVE AN EXAM TODAY

(via samantha-claflin)

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

(via oh-my-godstiel)

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

kndall:

when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sadimage

(via lightning-nyx)